1979-1980 Mazda RX-7 – This one is still in the same spot, I will be shocked if it is actually moved anytime soon.
1950-1955 VW Type 2 T1 – The VW Truck has moved on, I guess the shop got it running.
1992-1996 Buick Roadmaster Estate – The barge is gone, but I have seen 3 others for sale, including a really nice white one for $1800. Man oh man would that be a fun beater! But the gas mileage would be terrible.
1977 Jeep Cherokee Chief – Jeep is gone, apparently the found a sucker… I mean buyer for it.
1990-94 Subaru Legacy – The super Sube sat for about 2 weeks total then disappeared. Either the owners came and got it or the business had it towed.
1986-87 Nissan Sentra – I still see this one in the same spot, but it doesn’t seem to get any dirtier. I still can’t decide if it’s abandoned or if the owner just loves that parking spot.
1986-87 Honda Accord LX – Still there. Just begging to be towed.
1979-91 Country Squire – Still there. I’m starting to think the Oldsmobuick next to it is abandoned also.
1984-90 Ford Bronco II – The green one is still in front of Advance. Haven’t seen the guy again, probably abandoned for good.
1972 Cadillac Sedan – Still there. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE contribute to my Caddy fund! In lieu of Christmas presents please make a donation.

You need a more holistic hobby – this is the crux of the problem.
Exactly. Check back tomorrow though, it gets worse!